{"id":5325,"date":"2014-01-18T00:02:37","date_gmt":"2014-01-18T00:02:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/atlantiksurf.com\/de\/?p=5325"},"modified":"2015-02-05T11:31:30","modified_gmt":"2015-02-05T11:31:30","slug":"surfwitze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/atlantiksurf.com\/de\/surfwitze\/","title":{"rendered":"Surfwitze"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8222;You should have been here, yesterday! 6 feet and pumping&#8230; no one out!!!&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Warum meinen manche Leute Surfer seien kindisch? Weil sie die einzigen Erwachsenen sind, die in ihre Kleider pinkeln.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Dein Mann sagt, ihr reist dieses Jahr doch nicht zum Surfen nach Spanien?&#8220;<br \/>\n&#8222;Nein, das ist falsch. Nicht nach Spanien zum Surfen\u00a0sind wir im letzten Jahr geflogen. Diesen Sommer reisen wir nicht nach Marokko zum Surfen!&#8220;<br \/>\nSitzen zwei K\u00fche im Boot und stricken Atombomben.<br \/>\nDa kommt ein K\u00e4nguru vorbeigesurft.<br \/>\nSagt die eine Kuh zur anderen: Sachen gibt&#8217;s!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-7433\" src=\"https:\/\/atlantiksurf.com\/de\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2014\/01\/sachen-gibts-kuh.jpg\" alt=\"sachen-gibts-kuh\" width=\"700\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/atlantiksurf.com\/de\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2014\/01\/sachen-gibts-kuh.jpg 700w, https:\/\/atlantiksurf.com\/de\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2014\/01\/sachen-gibts-kuh-300x107.jpg 300w, https:\/\/atlantiksurf.com\/de\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2014\/01\/sachen-gibts-kuh-260x93.jpg 260w, https:\/\/atlantiksurf.com\/de\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2014\/01\/sachen-gibts-kuh-50x18.jpg 50w, https:\/\/atlantiksurf.com\/de\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2014\/01\/sachen-gibts-kuh-576x206.jpg 576w, https:\/\/atlantiksurf.com\/de\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2014\/01\/sachen-gibts-kuh-150x54.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width:767px) 480px, 700px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>How do surfers clean themselves?<br \/>\nThey wash up on shore.<\/p>\n<p>How do surfers say &#8222;Hi&#8220; to each other?<br \/>\nThey wave.<\/p>\n<p>How does Mick keep cool before a heat?<br \/>\nFanning.<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;Der spektakul\u00e4rste Abgang in der Welle ist der Over-The-Falls, bei dem ihr mit der herunterst\u00fcrzenden Wellenlippe gemeinsam den Weg der Schwerkraft beschreibt und gleichsam im Wellental aufschlagt. Dabei ist es m\u00f6glich, dass ihr von der Welle sofort wieder hochgezogen werdet und der Prozedur noch einmal beiwohnen d\u00fcrft. Dieses kommt aber selten vor und sollte daher besonders genossen werden.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Oder in <em>Laird Hamiltons<\/em> Worten:\u00a0&#8222;Wiping out is an underappreciated skill.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Veni,vidi, surfi&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8222;I surf to get tan.&#8220;\u00a0<em>Shane Dorian<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Was macht ein Surfer bei\u00a0Ebbe? Er verkauft Bauland an Japaner.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ein Ehemann kriecht um 6Uhr vorsichtig aus dem Bett, zieht sich leise an und schleicht die Treppe herunter. Seine Frau wird wach und ruft ihm nach: &#8222;Wohin gehst du um diese Uhrzeit?&#8220; Ihr Mann f\u00fchlt sich ertappt und antwortet: &#8222;Na gut, jetzt wo du mich so direkt erwischst, gestehe ich es dir: Ich habe vor zwei Wochen eine Frau kennengelernt, die ich montags morgens besuche und mit der ich dir fremd gehe!&#8220; Seine Frau: &#8222;Angeber! Du gehst doch eh nur surfen.&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8222;You should have been here, yesterday! 6 feet and pumping&#8230; no one out!!!&#8220; Warum meinen manche Leute Surfer seien kindisch? 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